Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Resolutions


As many who know me will attest, even my most resolute of resolutions often change. At least one, however, has held steady. One year ago I declared that I would never drink boxed wine again. I urge all of you to adopt this resolution as your own. No good can come of boxed wine. It tastes terrible and has dangerous, dastardly consequences for all those who partake. I shudder when I walk by boxed wine at the liquor store. You should too.